Two-Words For YOU - Uttered by Moses
for a ‘Complete-Recovery’
· 1. I have a need to reduce everything to my size, in order to understand
it, so I call him “Mo”. It happened in 1440 BCE so who gives a rat’s feces. I
do.
· 2. Mo had a sister called Miriam, back a few years ago, and she got sick.
I mean like ‘cashing-in-her-chips’ sick.
Because Mo had friends in high
places, he was given an epiphany (insight-intuition-‘cool-idea’).
· 3. “If Mo would spend five-minutes daily for a week chanting or mentally
visualizing and repeating these two-words, she would recover.” How would you or
me react to that request?
· 4. “I, for one would Not do it because it sounds ‘unscientific’, and like
they want to brainwash me.”
· 5. Mo, on the other hand had seen his friend in high places do a lot of
feces that made no sense. ‘Burning Bush’. Not that Bush.
· 6. Then this ‘friend-in-high-places’ told Mo, a struggling ‘stut-ter-er’
to talk to the King of Egypt to let the man’s slaves leave without
remuneration. Mo barely escaped with his stutter.
· 7. But his nerve in telling the Pharaoh a bunch of feces set-off a
revolution among these jokers who began to burn down the town and steal
whatever was not nailed down.
· They left to chase after him. None had any assets to take so there was no
packing for a trip. A half-million immigrants on vacation.
· 8. Like today, the police (army) were not ready to chase them for
48-hours. The goonies had a good head-start.
· 7. Remember, Mo could not say Hello & Goodbye without spritzing spit
all over you. But he done the job of riling up the goonies, but that’s another
story.
· 8. Then these so-called friends “on-high” dictated to Mo
Ten really dumb laws to give to these
moronic slaves.
They were not impressed and wanted to
knock-off Mo.
· 9. His brother Aaron said, “Let’s get the hell out of here, where we can
invest in real estate or play the Dow-Jones.”
· 10. Then the Army caught up and Mo was told because he had these
“friends-in-high-places”, he should, (get-this) split the Red Sea & drown
the army.
· 11. He said he would ask, but the slaves had to swear to live by the
ten-rules, laws, whatever. The consensus was if the army caught them, they
would be not be given a vacation in Miami.
· 12. One them, Meyer said, “Promise him anything, and then give him
‘Arpege’ (the perfume). It sooths the nasal passages.”
· 13. Meyer sold scents to clear the ‘stinks’ in Egypt so he knew if you
fill the forebrain, particularly the Olfactory bulb, memories of promises made,
fades.
· 14. Another genius, Seymour, said, “Let this Yak do the heavy lifting. If
the army kills us, promises don’t count. If we make it, he aint going to sleep
under your bed to see if we follow those ten stupid rules.”
· 15. No more, I’m thirsty from all that sand. So now you know the ‘Emus’
of the Mo story. What were those two-words that Mo sang to make a complete-recovery
for his sister, Miriam?
· 16. “Refuah (re-foo-ah) Shlema”
(she-lay-mah). He used mental visualization of Miriam dancing around healthy
and kept chanting Refuah-Shlema like a he was getting gold at $35 an oz.
17. Did it really work
for her? Will you have the persistence & determination to let it kick in
for you?
· 18. Miriam didn’t make out so good, but that didn’t stop it from still being
in the Book. Does it really work? Call it the Placebo-Effect or
self-programming, and do a “thought-experiment.” It has an 87% positive effect
for 1,200 reporting members of SpeedReading101.org
· 19. You already forgot the two-words, as it should be. It was given to
‘contrarians’, not doubters. Google: ‘Ipse Dixit’ and then ‘Solipsism’. Why?
Because Mo said so, and he has friends in high-places.
· 20. Here it is again, Slacker. “Men Hey Shin.” What you say,
that’s not it? Okay, “Rebono Shel Olam”. Wrong again? Try “Refuah-Shlema”
See, you cannot even pronounce it right to save your Mother’s life.
· 21. Say, “Re-foo-ah – She-Lay-Mah” Only use it sparingly because
nobody wants to live forever, right? When the doc tells you a final goodbye,
tell him to go to the desert. Now start to chant. For once, be a big boy, you
cry-baby.
· Yeah, I-got-a-million-of-em.” Mo,
Meyer & Seymour send their regards. They’re sitting on mucho real estate
& dinero. They chant these two-words for a “Complete-Recovery” daily. But
it’s just a stupid story, right?
See ya,
Copyright © 2013, Bernard Wechsler
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